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Saturday 2 August 2014

"IRRESPONSIBLE!" CRY HEALTH AUTHORITIES AT KITCHEN-SEX DEPICTIONS IN ABOUT TO BE BANNED BOOK

The outcry against "Guilty Pleasures- The Food and Fornication Fables" is now official. Heath and Sanitation Authorities have labelled Manuela Cardiga's depictions of torrid kitchen-sex as "unconscionable, unsanitary and unsafe", and urge the public "do not do this at home".

Restaurateurs have reassured the public:
"We keep to the Sanitation Code! There is no sexual activity in our kitchens whatsoever. Our kitchens are open to scrutiny at any time. We assure you that our Chefs are all extremely unattractive and very unlikely to engage in any kind of sexual activity at the best of times, let alone in the work environment."

STOP THE FILTH IN OUR KITCHENS!

Manuela Cardiga's

Guilty Pleasures - The Food and Fornication Fables

What ever you do,

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