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Thursday 10 July 2014

SHORTCOMINGS

The best story
I ever heard
Was about a pig
And a poke.

Well,
A pig IN a poke.

Cause see,
When we talk
About Piggy-Heaven?
What the old folk
Never spoke
About was…

Well, Piggy Orgasm, see?
And we not talking about
SHORTCOMINGS here,
But about thirty
Bloody minutes
Of wedded bliss!

If you somehow miss
The point?
PIGS DON’T SUFFER
FROM PREMATURE
EJACULATION!

And to add to it all,
Lady Pigs, here-forth
Referred to as SOWS,
Who, quite unlike
The poor cows
Or female humans
Engage in an anatomical
Wonder known as
The UP-SUCK
When stimulated so
Ably to ecstasy
By the Piggy-Poke
(not to be confused
With a human reaction
Known as 
The UP-CHUCK
When inadequately served
By an under-par stroke,
Oh hell!
Let’s not be so coy,
A pretty bad fuck!


Manuela Cardiga

From 
"Shortcomings and Second Comings"





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