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Sunday 26 January 2014

TIT FOR TAT
WHAT THE WITCHES AT?

This is ever so upsetting,
I'm just so mad!
I'm now on a mission,
And writing a petition.
I am determined
On bringing about
Radical change.
This vile slander
Must end!

Let it be know
Far and wide
We witches
Will no longer stand
For being bandied around
As a bye-word
For the freezing cold,
Particularly in the citing
Of our titties
As being "cold as hell"
Or WORSE.

Those suffering
From the curse
Of living (quite by choice)
In the freezing North
Frequently scream
Out that rabid slur
"That is as cold
As a witch's old
titties!"

This is an outrage!
We will be heard!
We challenge
Any man with
A thermometer
And enough courage
To stand on his words
(so patently absurd)
To test the temperature
Relative or otherwise
Of our ever so comforting
And firmly delicious
Witches' titties
As opposed
To those
Of any other
Of Eve's allegedly
Warmer daughters.


Manuela Cardiga

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